Ghost in the Shell: She must therefore have ended her five years of military training in , and she must have been born at least 18 years earlier, in at the least. She was turned into a cyborg at age 5, thus in The writer probably just forgot to add all the cumulative time-periods together. Saito’s flashback episode in the second season indicates that Motoko served overseas in an unofficial capacity; officially, the Japanese Self-Defence Forces avoided combat during WWIV, except for recapturing Nemuro. Ishikawa says that nobody knows who she is, only that she’s “a genius at combat” and that everyone calls her “the Major”.
The Disturbing History Behind Steve Harvey’s “Asian Men” Jokes
You will feel better and have a more meaningful life. Just a laugh a day keeps the doctor away or was it an apple? Never mind, here is a great list with hilarious jokes. The word hilarious can mean funny for some and not so much for others. We have picked those jokes who made the most smile for this category.
When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast Q.
War Free Classroom Posters I’ve created this special page on my blog to house all of the posters I have created for my classroom over the past few years. I have made them free for you to download and use in your own classroom as a way to say thank you to the thousands of people I’ve stolen teaching ideas from on the internet. For each poster, I have tried to provide a PDF copy and an editable copy.
The PDF copy preserves my font choices, but you cannot edit it. If you download the editable copy, the fonts will change unless you have fonts I used installed on your computer. Almost all of the fonts I use can be downloaded from Font Squirrel. I teach high school math, but teachers of other subjects and grade levels should be able to find some useful posters as well for their classrooms.
The majority of these posters are made to print on letter sized paper. I often print these on colored cardstock and laminate for extra durability. This lets me reuse the same posters from year to year.
What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks. What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
Why don’t little girls fart?
Photofest Harvey center , flanked by Mr. Chow from ‘The Hangover’ and Han Lee from ‘2 Broke Girls’ The TV host is the latest entertainer to get in hot water over racist punchlines whose origins can be traced all the way to the mid s. Last week, Steve Harvey aired a segment on his eponymous syndicated talk show about obscure, absurdly specific advice books.
These were niche interest titles like Dating for Under a Dollar: A Practical Guide for Asian Men. The audience laughed at the latter book in anticipation as Harvey took 15 seconds to gather himself. Instead, the butt of his joke was Asian men all 2 billion of them , and the point of the joke was:
Deductive reasoning is a lot simpler than many people realize. Just see if it isn’t: I see you have a dog house out back.
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
The Dating Nerd is a shadowy figure whose whereabouts and identifying details remain unknown. What we do know is that he is really, really good at dating. After the second date, she let me in on a secret: She’s not actually single, but married and “poly,” a term I had never heard before. Apparently, she and her husband have a rule where they can each hook up with whoever they want well, there are more rules, but that’s not the main point here.
Basically, she’d be free to see me, go on dates, get drinks, make out, have sex and so forth, but she wouldn’t sleep over at my place, I couldn’t sleep over at her place, and so forth. As she described it to me, I was like, “Is there a catch? That sounds kind of awesome. Dating a poly woman is something I’ve never done before, and for all I know it’s actually hell or at least more complicated than dating monogamously.
Do you have any experience here?
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Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
This has been a crazy week because I’ve been spending almost all of my spare time prepping for a 2. The participants will actually be designing their own notebook pages during the workshop, so I’ve had to put a lot of time and thought into how to make our time productive and make sure people leave with an INB that they are proud of. I’m looking forward to sharing my presentation slides and documents in a couple of weeks once I’ve had time to tweak them and perfect them.
Today, though, I want to share about this week’s puzzle table happenings. It’s a short, 4-day week due to Martin Luther King, Jr. And, I was so frazzled on Tuesday that I never got around to putting out this week’s puzzle. So, yesterday was the first day for this puzzle on the puzzle table. With only two days of student attention so far, it has been attempted by several and solved by one pair of students I don’t even have in class this year.
Two girls stopped by to discuss something related to student council. The website I needed to access to answer their question was having technical issues, so they were forced to wait. They naturally gravitated toward the puzzle table and solved the puzzle. It was awesome to listen to their reasoning.
Writers Cannot Do Math
Loads of Funny and Crude Jokes Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Reminded of his famous rebuff of God at that time, “Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven,” Satan joked, “I take it back.
Dos and Don’ts Of Dating A Married Poly Woman
During the 4th Shinobi World War, we are told that the Allied Forces comprise some 80, ninja and samurai.